Sorry, that was a terrible joke. But seriously, I never know what to say in these things. I sincerely appreciate you taking the time to visit this page. There is a lot of really important stuff on the internet that you could be looking at instead. I suppose I should start by introducing myself.
Hi, I'm Ian.
If you read any of my posts, you'll notice that I am a well blended mix of sarcasm, condescension, and endearment. I will attempt to lead you on the path of beer righteousness. My friends (and fellow contributors) know, and you will learn fairly quickly that there is a two step process to loving me:
- Never take me seriously
- Recognize that I am always right
Now that I've officially turned you off from me completely, I would like to thank you once again for visiting. Like I always tell girls after a first date, "I'm really not as bad as you think."
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